Bored? Me too.

fandoms-have-the-tardis: cthulhu-with-a-fez: laughcentre: allmonds: sluttyoliveoil: allmonds: s...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:05:54 -0400

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

laughcentre:

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

8 times
8 times I have scrolled past this
I now understand

I UNDER STAND

WHAT THE HECK DOES THIS MEAN?!

himezawa: converse-universe: Just realised that the British...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:23:18 -0400

himezawa:

converse-universe:

Just realised that the British currency does this. Mind. Blown.

sssssssh

perplexedfeline: causticsouda: izumikage: brb laughing my ass...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:58:29 -0400

perplexedfeline:

causticsouda:

izumikage:

brb laughing my ass off

the fuck is a texas bender

lasso

jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:21:26 -0400

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”

and then “what if his last name was award”

and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”

emmy, tony, and oscar award

oh my god

blotthis: BLESS THIS TEACHER HOLY SHIT

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:15:45 -0400

blotthis:

BLESS THIS TEACHER HOLY SHIT

Photo

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:56:37 -0400

utabay: itsfirstgradespongebob: lovely-rina: puttin-onthe-witz...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:47:26 -0400

utabay:

itsfirstgradespongebob:

lovely-rina:

puttin-onthe-witz:

paulandthemccartneys:

FUCKING WHAT?!?!?! WHAT I ..I CANT EVEN SA Y HOQ FKLSA

IT’S IN COLOUR?!?!?!

Classic rock fandom, the only fandom to get excited when a photo is in colour.

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Dude, I’m not too into the Beatles, but this picture is a HUGE fucking deal

datkarkatass: the-stars-descend: the-stars-descend: You’re living, you occupy space, and you have...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:16:21 -0400

datkarkatass:

the-stars-descend:

the-stars-descend:

You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass.

You know what that means?

You matter

this is the most inspirational pun i have ever seen

maccasmiz: fulfillments: living-the-band-life: foxheartx: OOO...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:10:38 -0400

maccasmiz:

fulfillments:

living-the-band-life:

foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

OMG

OMG LOOOOLLL I’M SO DONE

rocksymom: Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:45:16 -0400

rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

clints-bitch: rogers-and-stark: PRICELESS me too, robert. me...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:22:25 -0400

clints-bitch:

rogers-and-stark:

PRICELESS

me too, robert. me too.

shutupaubrey: my dad and this other guy were fighting over who would go on a date with my mom in...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:58:40 -0400

shutupaubrey:

my dad and this other guy were fighting over who would go on a date with my mom in high school so they put their forearms together and my mom dropped a lit cigarette in between them and said “first one to pull away loses” and my dad still has a little scar

Tumblr gets deep (part 2)

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:58:20 -0400

setting-the-world-on-fire:

barksysofetch: BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:42:25 -0400

barksysofetch:

BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

worcaholics: judgementdays: why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe Yeah...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:41:27 -0400

worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

fantomofthehiddles: celebiii: the-grudge-girl: Answer Man The...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:19:41 -0400

fantomofthehiddles:

celebiii:

the-grudge-girl:

Answer Man

The Answer Man is an urban legend about a game that is played by kids in Japan. They say the game can invoke an evil spirit that will answer any question given to it.

You need:

Ten people who each own a cell phone

Step 1: Gather ten people in a loose circle. Each person must have the cell phone number of the person to their left.

Step 2: On the count of three, each person presses the call button to contact the person on their left

Step 3: Everyone puts their phone to their ear and listens

Because everyone is calling each other at the same time, all of the phones should be busy and nobody should receive an answer.

However, one person will find that their call is mysteriously answered and they will hear a voice on the other end of the line.

This is the Answer Man.

When you are on the phone with the Answer Man, you can ask him anything. He will answer whatever questions you choose to ask him. However, after he gives you your answer, he will have a question for you. They say that if you answer his questions incorrectly or are unable to give an answer, a large gnarled hand will appear from the phone and tear off a piece of your body.

OH MY GOD

SPN EPISODE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Photo

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:15:12 -0400

gumiappendsweet: my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:13:35 -0400

gumiappendsweet:

my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife

potato-tots: missingeharmony: potato-tots: potato-tots: what do you call a hooker that you pay...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:13:26 -0400

potato-tots:

missingeharmony:

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?

a pastatute

how many people unfollowed you because of this

20

thesassycat: thesassycat: a theatrical performance about puns a play on words

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:15:34 -0400

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

a theatrical performance about puns

a play on words